Sense of humor: Taxpayer Economic Stimilus Plan?
Topic: Business plans for sales
May 24, 2019 / By Hettie Question:
Taxpayer Economic Stimilus Plan
"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
And remember most importantly.. It was our money to start with!
Best Answers: Sense of humor: Taxpayer Economic Stimilus Plan?
Easter | 7 days ago
I'd vote for your plan any day! Yard Sales,Tattoos, Baseball and Booze(Never paid for the pleasure of a woman's company except through marriage).
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Originally Answered: How's my economic stimulus plan?
And one can't say, "I gave at the office." On this subject I should never answer I could go on forever! Suffice to say,
it is compareable to "unfair trade" The now gas rates etc.
As to the words, "To save the youth" At our start 20 cents a
pack, we pooled our money, just as we did for gas.
Neonman, your right on target, I hear you loud and clear, If they could they would tax the air we breath.
i'd be slightly behind the cases the following, yet from what I understand, compared to the Bush STIMULUS funds which change into the way you defined, Obama's is dependent round giving money to the states to pay for infrastructure classes, for that reason coming up jobs, getting the money into American wallet and, compared to the Bush version, quite getting some thing for it. this is going to be about roads and bridges and means and coming up the roles it takes to construct them, as well, i ought to assume, because the peripheral industries that generate and grants you the elements to make those projects take position. this is real, we want to provide relatives production a good sized shot contained in the arm, yet that is not any longer what the stimulus is about. Like I stated, i'm slightly behind the loop, yet that is what it change into about a minimum of until eventually those days.
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I think I'll spend mine on shovels, so I can shovel through what this actually means to me; bullsh!t.
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I not only keep it in the USA I keep it around my small town to help keep their businesses thriving. ♥
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Originally Answered: A Question to the supporters of Obama's economic plan?
They are not going to BUILD bridges and roads, they are going to repair them. There are plenty of US citizens to do this type of work. Most states already have these plans in place waiting for funding. There will be private contractors who will have to assure they are hiring legal workers.
They don't have to union shops, but they will be required to pay union wages. Therefore, many people will be applying for the jobs, and many are already laid off from these companies and will be rehired.